Score: 2

"No just no"

submission: Double Dragon

date: October 21, 2009

Crappy all the way, 2 for effort, bad sprites, lazy animation, slow fighting dull humor. Thats all I can say, nice try, but no sigar.

Score: 10

"Good game!"

submission: Alice is Dead - Ep 1

date: October 7, 2009

Surreal atmosphere all the way, too short, then again a game like this is too short even when it lasts a couple of hours, its that good. As for those tossing in spoilers in the reviews: Shame on you.. you killed the surprise.

Score: 7

"Wot?"

submission: The Tickler

date: October 6, 2009

I cleared the whole thing then it said: you unlocked zombie smash! But when the game started over again, I was told I needed to beat level 10.

Funny short game, but you need to fiz that though..*---

Score: 10

"Better than the second one"

submission: 8 Bit Pwny Club ep.1

date: October 6, 2009

This episode`s content is much more relevant and fulfilling than the second one. Not sure if I like the way the series are heading, but there is no doubt that this one was epic. The second one was good, and.. lets hope the third one stays out of the "mediocre zone" good luck guys.

Score: 9

"Needs to be refined slightly."

submission: 8-Bit Pwny Club ep.2

date: October 6, 2009

This thing is awesome, it lacks something though, but I am sure that the series will evolve slightly as it progresses. The concept and ideas are great, and the series fun.

The only thing I dislike is that the humor in the constant interruptions is hit and miss, that ham crap was useless (to me), when they where never really necessary for the show to progress.

Aww, I really wanted to see top 5 video game boobies... Oh well, maybe next time

PS: Painkillers and injecting yourself with syringes could hardly be called food no?

Score: 9

"Great game, but you may want to know..."

submission: Medieval Rampage 2

date: October 6, 2009

When closing the inventory I suddenly found myself completely unable to change weapons or use items, ending up in my character being only able to use the big bludgeon as a weapon. Got m screwed to say the least, annoyed but I am certain you will fix this bug sooner or later, so I will give you nine stars instead of the intended seven.

Score: 9

"Epic beyond words..."

submission: i licked my dogs asshole

date: October 6, 2009

The only thing I did not like was the fact that there was music in it.. Too much effort.

Score: 1

"Why would anyone want this over a tiny tamagochi?"

submission: blob-a-gotchi v3

date: July 27, 2009

Repetitive, the music gets fucking boring very fast, it has nothing that makes it unique or different than the far more practical "real" tamagochis, in fact, it has much less from what I can see.

Throw in minigames, more music options, ability to customize your "blob" perhaps by buing it glasses clothes, ties or whatever. And ability to buy more colors for it. Perhaps even backgrounds and so on. (So you actually get rewarded from looking at that ugly thing...)

Add game elements like: Death if you overfeed him, or do not feed him at all, gameplay elements in general so it does not end like... this... All I see is a blob that does virtually nothing, and numbers that increase when you waste your time clicking around.

Evolution huh? Well I am not a game reviewer, so suffice to say, that you need to add elements that make gameplay interesting enough to keep playing to see these "evolutions" (because I sure as hell wont bother more with this)

Make the music calm, so you wont get fired up with nothing to make it up for, its like being expected to sit quiet in church while the priest plays a heavy metal concert (you may get the drill here)

And honestly: If you cannot think of stuff to add yourself, then maybe you should be doing something else.

There, may sound harsh, but I expect you to be able to handle peoples honest opinions. I hope my suggestions are somewhat helpful.

Score: 10

"This is one of the games"

submission: Sprite Smash

date: July 27, 2009

That do not need custom made music, 3d graphics nor really complex features to be damn fun... TEN ALL THE WAY!

Score: 1

"NOPE"

submission: Project EDDIE

date: July 3, 2009

Great game let down by making broken promises, that is a dealbreaker for me.